This is usually a really bizarre and upsetting experience however-
The 6th annual fauxfilm festival will be playing our short "Data Damage" on april 2nd.

My birthday present from Colby came on time, but was stolen back by the USPS and then held hostage, but I finally got it and it's this:

Uhh, hello? it projects a realistic starfeild that is accurate to what you would actually see if earth's dumb crap didn't get in the way. And it's the coolest thing you've ever seen. It's like having a magic clear ceiling, and you can put different disks in it, like of constellations and such. So basically I'm better than you now.