I hate saturday night live.

Don't watch much of these videos.

This show is a pile of shit.

I've made a diagram of how the show seems to work.

Some people argue that because of Christopher walken and other amusing people, that the show has on occasion been funny.

However I inputed this data into my computer and ran it against the 300 years "SNL"* has been on the air, I came to this conclusion;

Using time as a constant, and the variable of actually laughing or smiling, the uncertainty principle provides the missing equation. "It is utterly impossible for an organism or entity to live or exist every saturday night for three hundred years and not accidentally or coincidently create some kind of humor."*

I will be publishing my findings in The American Journal Of Mass Delusion (AJMD) at the end of this fiscal year.

*Saturday Night Live Abbreviated 

*Darwin's and Wallace's work on saturday-night viartiy shows in the Galapagos 

Get Ugly and loving it.

If you have looked at the homepage of myspace lately, you may have noticed this "Get Smart"®©$ advertisement. You may also have noticed its particularly terrible quality. Who made this? This is literally the worst. 

1. Stupid Steve Coral's®©$ Face is totally out of focus

2. Hot babe 1's hair has been terribly cut out

3. Saving the world and loving it®©$ Really? 

The show was bad but man, this web banner is way worse.

Okay sorry-

Noel

Entry ROBO-Nonsense ENGAGED

"We'll give you a lift... to jail."

Remember when toy commercials had crazy home made set-ups the kids imply made. What a time.

If you were wondering what that commercial was like in england, (which is where I think I first saw it) looked like... it was like this

The robo-copter you may note retailed at "around 20.35" The caps that were indeed sold separately smelt amazing and that scent 

is forever emblazoned in my mind. I still have my Robocop figure and there is a bunch of "cap goop" jammed in his robo-circuits. 

Also the figure's and vehicle's shiny metallic blue paint, started to crack like a wafer thin layer of clay after a while, and is consequently 

all over all my old action figures. 

I never had this but wow, I would have sure liked to have.

Those memories are on the house. Enjoy.

Now let's get down to business. There appears to be an airgun of Robocops gun, here's the creepist video I could find of it.

I was pretty excited to find an exploded diagram on one.