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Things are here

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Entry Supplemental

Where do I start?
So I was watching Perry Mason, like you do, and this flashing blue 3d bullshit starts yelling at me telling me that Ktw unit 8 is keeping me safe. At the same time they are showing their latest "hard hitting" "journalism" of some asshole with a haircut harassing some old Asian shop owners because they had a few pipes for sale in their liquor store, behind a locked case, out of view of anyone under 4 and a half feet. They are basically telling the old people in portland that drug addicts/pervert-criminals are hopping from 7-11 to plaid pantry shooting up with drugs available to anyone! cue: stock footage of woman with child, hands held together- zoom into those hands, now invert the color!!! FUCK! the colors been inverted this is it man, it's over, go have sex with everyone you know. meanwhile the shop-owners have no idea whats going on and I doubt they even know what the pipes are for, not that it is illegal to sell them or anything. The newscaster is unbuttoning his shirt to reveal his superman emblem as he tells them he will call the authorities. The tiny bewilderds behind the counter immediately pack up everything in the glass case and are apologizing profusely.
Noel is pissed here's the letter I get back...
Dear noel-

We have received your comment and will get back with you shortly.

***************** Your feedback *****************
I watch your news broadcast regularly, and recently saw an
"investigative report" from Unit 8. Showing stores that sold "pipes"
around Portland. I was very disturbed by this "report" It seemed as
though these small business owners were doing nothing illegal or
immoral, it seemed they didn't even understand why they were being
reprimanded. The pipes all seemed out of sight of children, and
behind glass counters! I am not a drug advocate, but seeing as it is
not against the law to sell pipes, I do not understand why you are
terrorizing people who are contributing to Portland's economy. One of
the scenes showed a docile Asian man complying with your
"investigator" in fear. I have low expectations for my news, but you
have managed to not live up to them, I don't think I will watch your
content anymore. I am very unpleased, and hope this type of thing
does not continue, please just report the news instead of making it.


I will be on the edge of my seat you bunch of penises.
here's a sample of what you get from this crack team... (sorry I couldn't find the actual promo and can't embed them because of youtube)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCuUzSpsIr8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMAftpDLYgo



ok, on to other issues. My sister is up from Burbank and my other sister is up from hell, and they went out to dinner with my parents. Luckily I was spared but did end up making some slightly horrible/ delicious foods
One a Salad

This salad is made up of your typical iceberg lettuce. diced tomatoes and topped with parmesan , here's the part where I am pregnant- it has canned sliced peaches and sun-dried tomato tortilla. A little thousand island dressing mixed with a sweet orange Poppy-seed dressing. It was pretty good... I'd recommend it.
Next
Cheese and Spaghetti Soup







For this I used fresh tomato soup (organic canned tomatoes and fresh tomates with you know some shit cooked up; you can find recipes anywhere) Then I just made some spaghetti, you have to make sure it's real dry before adding cheese. When you do add the cheese, do it a lot, then bake it or something. then throw the soup on a little. that's it. It's not great but it was worth trying. 6 out of ten for this one actually.



Great alright I think we covered everything. I'm coming to California on the 26th- 31st


Entry 2-B (tu Bæ)

Yesterday (dec.20.07) I walked around portland in subzero conditions, everyone was squirreled away at some kind of task or whatever. I took some pictures, the usual subject matter; voyeuristic window shots and spyish around corner, extremely zoomed in steal-your-soul crap. I thought it would be neet to make a set, I only had one 24 ex. role and how ever many quarts of above-freezing temperature blood in my body, so I only got a few focused fuckers off. I would like to expand on it though... nothing new people in boxes... The title needs work too, but I want it to look like this . . .
Then the pictures...
























































































Once I take more pictures I'll definitely cut a couple of these, the more boring ones. Plus I got them scanned at Target ® picture center, so the quality needs to be better. Although generally it's not bad... they charge much less than mr.FuckfacePretendWeKnows® or maybe you are more familiar with say Wolf or Ritz camera ® Anyway... have to try to take some more pictures in the depressing husk of cold, desperation, and lostness that is portland's winter.
ok
K.B.O.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Entry One-A (1-ae)

Hello, so blogspot or "blogger" well whatever the fuck it is, I wanted to be cool and so I clicked things and now I have more internet, so vicariously through myself I bring you side-up-down my new blog... because even though I will always be a twelve year old girl, livejournal, or LJ is bringing me down by not being the coolest way to talk about myself. Also I figured because everything looks all rad and there are all these impossible buttons, just everywhere, begging to be clicked to enhance the nothingness of my life, I will put more exciting uplifting things here, instead of the bloodlust of depression that is my livejournal. I'll try to focus on posting rad pictures and shit that is rad. To start I want to talk about the present I bought for the rest of "the Peanut Gallery" (which is the house/group of individuals that put up with my endless exibite of poopiness)
Here it is
"Cats" by Alice Buckland, it's a tell-all of man's unconcerned "best" friends, featuring poster-sized pages of amateur cat photography. It was a good find.













Pictured above: book modeled by Colby "cat-fan" Wiggins (Left)

Anyway Thanks for hanging out it my blog. See you next time.

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