So basically I find myself constantly not being like the general public. Until fairly recently I just figured I hate everyone, but maybe a few years ago, I realized it's because I was raised by English people. When I try to explain that notion people think I am just being an asshole, which is of course party true. However I recently subscribed to David Mitchell's podcast (Peepshow, That mitchell and Webb look) [brithish tv]
Here is a really good explanation of how different americans and english are.

Well it's finally over. Yoostar
Many years ago, I saw this and thought the world was finally whimpering out.

But now there's YOO. I don't know how we are supposed to pronouce that either.
This is what comes to mind.

Start the video at 04:40.
I don't know what else to say here, except yikes. Yikes.

But wait. There is a redeeming side to all this horror.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you. The public.








If the videos don't play here are the links-
http://www.yoostar.com/performanceView.html?id=5285
http://www.yoostar.com/performanceView.html?id=5280
http://www.yoostar.com/performanceView.html?id=4443

I love that half of the "news" feeds on popular websites are about the office. Worst show ever.

Data Damage!

I came across this video while searching for "bad 80's movie" on youtube.
All I could find out about it are a couple of deleted wikipedia articles and this image.

Anyway check it out, it's really bad-

I found a harmonica. It was disgusting, but I asked the oracle how to clean them, and it showed me how to take them apart and clean them, so I did. It sounds pretty great except for one ill gotten key. Also the little button on the side to shift to the secondary scale must have broken off some time ago, the sliding function still works though. And it is not a spring, but just a tiny headless nail that retracts the metal bar. It looks fairly old, but there's no way to date it that I can find. It's also a little dented and a little more charming that the wikipedia article would have you assume.
See you next time.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Chromonica.jpg

noises

We messed around with some crap, colby sang on a song I made, and then we tried to learn 96 tears because it was stuck in our heads. So here are some things you can hear (with your ears). 

Fuck this.

I'd buy an apple if they weren't overpriced and frustrating. 

I tried to make a song...

But my computer has a terrible sound card, and I don't know how to do anything music-wise. But here it is anyway, it's a non-melodic pile of depressing sounds, like my life. I don't know any audio hosting websites so I just put some random photos and made it a video.

whatever.

Another painting. I'm not totally thrilled with it, but it works okay(I also fixed it a little since this phot)... I could totally spend more time on it but you know, I'd probably just make it worse and that stuff. Also I have updated my website
jakesanidiot.com
and this is also my final plea for links, if anyone wants to be linked from my site (not that there's any point)
Okay
thank you.
Noel

This:









Which does this:
These pictures are from school, and are just photos of the the photos so you can't really appreciate the niceness of the camera, but after this practice role, I know that this is the coolest camera in the world. Thanks Poland. (witch is where it is from)

dear google

Remember when you would search for stuff on the internet and the results would somehow pertain to what you were actually looking for, it was like 2003-2006 maybe? That was great. What happened?
Remember when google and yahoo were different, then they weren't then they were again, or something like that.
Is there just such an abundance of nonsense and advertising that we will never be able to look at things again?
In short Dear internet: fuck you.

I finally found something I hate more than Saturday night live. It's called I'm a jackass with Demetri Martin.(photograph courtisey of the trying to look cool, yet unconcerned, and zaney web archive) I tried watching part of an episode while I was sick in bed, but changed the channel to watch Ace Ventura 2: when nature calls - You might want to reread that last statement, because it actually happened. I don't know what else to say except I really hope the show is replaced by high picthed feedback or Benny Hill reruns, because both are more funny and clever.

So I realized idiots(people I don't know) make planet express shirts with their screens and uncomfortable 100% cotton shirts,then sell them on everyone's internet... and realized that I have finally found a screen printed shirt I want. So I googled it to see if I could find any planet express stuff they actually wear in the show, but instead came across this --HERE--I won't put the picture directly in here because of its horrifying nature. there's an entire website, but I wouldn't recommend it... so here's the link Yikes... sorry guys.

this is what I look on the day I was born (today)

I'm wearing my glasses because it is just past midnight, and although I have contacts now, I'm not wearing them. It's 37 degrees outside, and has been too cold lately. The oracle says it will rain tomorrow(my birthday) the 7th. I will probably go to breakfast with my parents, and I still haven't told them what I want, so they want to go to Frys and buy me something( but I'll probably get out of it) As I don't really want anything. Good luck.

In 2006 Paul and I wanted to make a video, I believe we ended up filming it during a week or weekend when I was visiting the bay. I didn't have my camera so we borrowed one, it was a really crumby camera and the sound is fairly awful in all of this video, also we wanted to reshoot like 90% of it. In the end we just never finished it cause we lost interest and so on. I also cut the fat of it like 3 times to get it under 10 minutes, and it's still too long! But it does show a couple of okay moments so I figured I'd put it up to share. The line "I think I'm dieing" appears in it somewhere, which I don't honestly remember if I stole from one of Chris and Jimmy's amazing videos... If so, sorry, but, if you're going to steal, steal from the best. I didn't even notice until I just rewatched it. I think it may of been Paul's idea, then I planted the line... Anyway here it is, don't get too excited, but do pay attention to how funny Paul is.
Thanks-

Hopes and Dreams from Noel Taylor on Vimeo.

If you have some kind of insane 3-d viewer like this or this then why not take a look at this picture. If you don't have those type of things, you can try the crazy cross-eyed method, but I have no idea how to do that. So, whatever. Good luck!
-Noel

First of all. I saw this website on one of the ten thousand shows Gordon Ramsey has.
Pimp that Snack
That's pretty cool. (thanks)
I should have started with something less misleading as "first of all" because that's really all I wanted to talk about, here's a picture I found looking for dinosaurs.

Friends in Time.

I said it would be here, and now it is here (on the internet) Friends in Time 2
So, I kind of rushed through the editing because I hate editing, please let me know if you notice any errors or just don't like something or whatever.
Hope you like it.

Friends in Time (part 2) from Noel Taylor on Vimeo.

lords and kittens

First of all I received an amazing opportunity in the email. (as follows)

Dear lords.You have requested vacancies list in Movement Financial Solutions.
We are looking for new candidates for the position of Transaction manager.


The requirements towards the candidate are simple: A desire to work
and make money; Responsibility and dedication; Of legal age


To get some more information you can e-mail to movemntffshi@gmail.com




We will respond you during 48 hours.

Also I have been meaning to show you this.



Gracey. She's a cat! My parents got her from the sherwood kittycatroom or
catadoptionteam or whatever the hell they think they are called. It's a room
filled with cats that nobody wants. Duh, it's a cat, and she's totally awesome. SEE YA!
-Noel