sometimes being a kid sucks.

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I don't know how I feel about them doing this, however.
http://www.maxgabl.com/Content/TOS-R_Paintings.html
Ether way, this is still a good show idiots.

"What's all this poppycock about lifeforms on this planet spock?" -bones

"not in this case Kirk, I am Abraham Lincoln."

This series is pretty good so far. It's a strange concept but I think it makes sense. However the new album seems over-produced and lacking in some monumental devoness, but I still like them despite Mark Mothersbaugh saying some dumb stuff about music and the internet on a talk of the nation recently. I also want to mention the lyrics "don't taze me bro" do appear in the song don't shoot, so it's not all bad.

emotions like whoa

Not going to get too personal, but just had a fucking nightmare or an awful week. Anyway it's starting to look up. First in case I didn't already strangle you with it. My latest short was featured on Wieden and Kennedy
http://www.wk.com/wke/show/feature_of_the_week/episode/33
so watch that one hundred times, and if you helped me make it, thanks again, everyone did an amazing job.
secondly people have been donating what they can to Sachiko (colby's and basically my cat) who has been really sick and racked up a million dollars from emergency care. I will probably be sending out person thanks all over the place, but I just want to put here, I am extremely touched by how generous and supportive our friends are, you have no idea how much that touched us, I'm getting teary...
blah anyway to cut the sap check out this weird/funny and entertaining video of peewee herman.
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Pee-wee Gets An iPad! from Pee-wee Herman

oh god.

RIP
if you haven't seen it...

fuck

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fox is the weirdest company of all time.
I saw that they were releasing a new cartoon by a lot of the home movies fellows (via kluthvonreuter)
I found a bunch of articles by reviewers, complete with official clips from the show, however fox pulled every single moving image of from the web, and it's next to impossible to find out anything about it. But don't worry the geniuses down there, made an amazing marketing move to get every average american on board with there new show!
they released a pdf!?
http://www.fox.com/programming/assets/New_BobsBurgers.pdf
wtf.

http://searchisms.tumblr.com/

oh yeah I forgot

"Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult."

how long has this been on repeat? jesus christ. So I'm asleep, and I'm listeing to itunes. that's what this is, so I can make something happen.Okay, but my hands. Okay, no, okay, so, I can wake up? No but I can't. I am awake? No no, I am asleep. So I can fly.
so I'll fly. So I'll go to the moon, or see my mom, or I'll wake up. No I can't wake up, no I can't imagine. I'm at work, oh jesus. This song shouldn't be playing. Am I a kid? no, I can't. I can't be... I can't be awake. I'm dreaming. I grew up in this house, and
I and I knew that girl, but maybe she's dead, or she was someone important. Okay I don't remember. I forgot how to drive, I feel so bad, so stuck, I can't move my arm. I'm not awake.

this

some nonsense that happend

fuck autotune the news

it's the greatest thing I've ever seen. p.s. you're welcome idiots.

this is pretty good too...

http://www.youtube.com/user/NashKhatri?feature=pyv&ad=6734464983&kw=carl%20sagan#p/u/0/Q8UAAkPvKNY

The only thing i have right now

What is that piece of information that has half erased itself from my memory? Something about the last painting that need exist. Maybe it's some idiot like Ad Reinhardt. I don't really care, what I do care about is the fact that several weeks ago a friend showed me, what is undoubtably the last video that ever needs to exist.

It is a Russian song called Indeed, I am very glad that I finally am returning home preformed by Eduard Khil

in the early 70s, perhaps you have already seen the video,and I know it's already a meme, but that doesn't mean it is not the perfect work.

Here you go.

This older rendition by Muslim Magomaev is not bad either, infact it rivals this internet hit, but it does not possess the instantly make everything okay colour and charisma that Edward has. He does however possess an amazing nervous waving ability, i enviously admire. It's definitely got a sort of Jack Lemmon charm as he sings to his echo.

what an unlikely hit. Trololo my friends.

This is usually a really bizarre and upsetting experience however-
The 6th annual fauxfilm festival will be playing our short "Data Damage" on april 2nd.

My birthday present from Colby came on time, but was stolen back by the USPS and then held hostage, but I finally got it and it's this:

Uhh, hello? it projects a realistic starfeild that is accurate to what you would actually see if earth's dumb crap didn't get in the way. And it's the coolest thing you've ever seen. It's like having a magic clear ceiling, and you can put different disks in it, like of constellations and such. So basically I'm better than you now.

Done

i am 25 today

Here's what i look like.














Also I got to hang out with Chris and company last night, and Kira got me these awesome wind-up pencil robots.

here is a song and a video for the song.

on the day my habbits catch up to...

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Dear NPR,
This may come as a shock to you, but I am an avid listener, and do not give a shit about sports. Strange that my interest in things like science Friday and radiolab does not translate easily into some assholes trowing balls around. Also I would like to alert you at this time to, EVERYTHING ELSE IN AMERICA, because they are already covering sports. They actually have a nonstop broadcast ongoing to every intimate change of sports, in fact I can dial the tuner at random and find sounds about sports coming out, so as much as I enjoy east coast intellectuals discussing the fine details of say smacking a ball with a bat, and am even to understand there is physics involved in this action, I'd prefer to just not hear about it in one place. The place I think would be a perfect candidate for not hearing about it would be something like, well it would have to be first of all probably not be on tv, cause most of the point of sports is to watch them, second of all it should be something that pastey nerds already know about and follow, let's see... How about on NPR!!!

P.S.Fuck it okay NPR, I'll start donating when your programming doesn't suck. "Here's three minutes of news then a story about willy mayes that will go on for 95 minutes." Awesome.
Thank you for your time,
Noel

just wanted to let you know...

Study of performance artist Andy Kaufman appearing on "The David Letterman Show" on June 24th, 1980.
A Chase Biado film.
Please, watch.

Kaufman