Dear NPR,
This may come as a shock to you, but I am an avid listener, and do not give a shit about sports. Strange that my interest in things like science Friday and radiolab does not translate easily into some assholes trowing balls around. Also I would like to alert you at this time to, EVERYTHING ELSE IN AMERICA, because they are already covering sports. They actually have a nonstop broadcast ongoing to every intimate change of sports, in fact I can dial the tuner at random and find sounds about sports coming out, so as much as I enjoy east coast intellectuals discussing the fine details of say smacking a ball with a bat, and am even to understand there is physics involved in this action, I'd prefer to just not hear about it in one place. The place I think would be a perfect candidate for not hearing about it would be something like, well it would have to be first of all probably not be on tv, cause most of the point of sports is to watch them, second of all it should be something that pastey nerds already know about and follow, let's see... How about on NPR!!!

P.S.Fuck it okay NPR, I'll start donating when your programming doesn't suck. "Here's three minutes of news then a story about willy mayes that will go on for 95 minutes." Awesome.
Thank you for your time,
Noel