Today I was born 28 years ago. This is what I look like.

We went to Jeanies and I received the first bloody marry I've ever finished.

year to date

Today I am 27 and I look like this

Amazingly it was sunny today. I ate a lot of really good food and spent the day with Wiggins. Who is probably the nicest person I've met. We saw some horse cops surround and arrest the bucket drumguy downtown. I learned about these crazy deodorant puzzles they have at wallgreens.

In my life, I work from home for a start-up. Fucking hate NW portland. I'm trying to make a bunch of music videos this year. I'll probably leave Portland next year. My life is pretty strange right now but all and all I'm grateful for the people in it. I've made some progress on being a total psychopath and hopefully will continue to do so.

Dear peoples
Please check out my kickstarter
Thank you
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1209105915/the-long-days-after-short-film-0

coffee table

Trippin

Friends. Shut up.
Look at this, I went to Italy and Amsterdam. I know, Italy's a country and Amsterdam a city, but we didn't go anywhere else in HOLLAND okay assholes.
here you go, sorry about yelling at you.

Rome's train station is insane

Other things in Rome are also insane


This is where we stayed in Rome




Amsterdam's central station is like hanging out in an xmen movie

But everything else there was totally normal



and this kind of thing




There are a lot more photos but I kind of forgot that this website is terrible for doing the one thing it's supposed to excel at.
So, bye bye.
I miss you XXX

there's no need for anything else on the internet.

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here's a short story

At seven o clock in the morning Billy woke up, at felt as he always did when he woke up. He looked at the digital read out on his cable box. 7:00. He sat up and stretched his arms. 'Strange I'm totally awake.' Billy thought. He had gone to bed at the usual three A.M. time-slot, after watching a new release Blu-ray. 'Why am I up?' But he was up so he went to Starbucks and bought a sugar saturated iced Americano, with added vanilla flavor.
When he left Starbucks he noticed how many people were up. Seems like the entire city of Danville is out here. He saw his friend Sean there. “Hey bro.”
“Oh whad up Billdog?”
“Fucking nothing, hey what time did you wake up today?”
“I just got up, like seven.” Billy got in his Audi and drove to his girlfriend's house.
By eleven A.M. the major of Danville was writing an email on her Macbook Air, about the budget surplus. As she shoved the rest of an Italian turkey sandwich down her round face, she noticed the sun outside. It was setting. She looked at the analog brushed steel clock on her desk, then at her Rolex wrist watch. It was 11 A.M.. What does this mean?
Billy had just had sex with his girlfriend and then eaten an expensive fruit salad from Whole Foods when he went outside. The sun was setting. The sky was pink and orange as it always was at sunset, a few clouds scraped along giving a rich tapestry of blues and greens to the already spectacular display. “What the fuck?” Billy took out his new cell phone and told it to call Courtney.
By noon it was almost dark, a deep midnight blue threw cover over Danville. The T.V. News was everywhere yelling and saying how this must be some kind of illusion, or it was a time-slip, or scientists are working on it.
Some people just stayed inside and ate, or watched recent Blu-ray releases on HD t.v.s, some people prayed to some imaginary thing, and a few people cried. By sundown, everyone was emotionally exhausted and decided they couldn't worry about it anymore so, they went shopping or, tried to go to bed, or had sex with their partners. But everyone felt uneasy about it.