infinity 2.0

Dear NPR,
This may come as a shock to you, but I am an avid listener, and do not give a shit about sports. Strange that my interest in things like science Friday and radiolab does not translate easily into some assholes trowing balls around. Also I would like to alert you at this time to, EVERYTHING ELSE IN AMERICA, because they are already covering sports. They actually have a nonstop broadcast ongoing to every intimate change of sports, in fact I can dial the tuner at random and find sounds about sports coming out, so as much as I enjoy east coast intellectuals discussing the fine details of say smacking a ball with a bat, and am even to understand there is physics involved in this action, I'd prefer to just not hear about it in one place. The place I think would be a perfect candidate for not hearing about it would be something like, well it would have to be first of all probably not be on tv, cause most of the point of sports is to watch them, second of all it should be something that pastey nerds already know about and follow, let's see... How about on NPR!!!

P.S.Fuck it okay NPR, I'll start donating when your programming doesn't suck. "Here's three minutes of news then a story about willy mayes that will go on for 95 minutes." Awesome.
Thank you for your time,
Noel

just wanted to let you know...

Study of performance artist Andy Kaufman appearing on "The David Letterman Show" on June 24th, 1980.
A Chase Biado film.
Please, watch.

Kaufman

So basically I find myself constantly not being like the general public. Until fairly recently I just figured I hate everyone, but maybe a few years ago, I realized it's because I was raised by English people. When I try to explain that notion people think I am just being an asshole, which is of course party true. However I recently subscribed to David Mitchell's podcast (Peepshow, That mitchell and Webb look) [brithish tv]
Here is a really good explanation of how different americans and english are.

Well it's finally over. Yoostar
Many years ago, I saw this and thought the world was finally whimpering out.

But now there's YOO. I don't know how we are supposed to pronouce that either.
This is what comes to mind.

Start the video at 04:40.
I don't know what else to say here, except yikes. Yikes.

But wait. There is a redeeming side to all this horror.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you. The public.








If the videos don't play here are the links-
http://www.yoostar.com/performanceView.html?id=5285
http://www.yoostar.com/performanceView.html?id=5280
http://www.yoostar.com/performanceView.html?id=4443

I love that half of the "news" feeds on popular websites are about the office. Worst show ever.