I tried to make a song...

But my computer has a terrible sound card, and I don't know how to do anything music-wise. But here it is anyway, it's a non-melodic pile of depressing sounds, like my life. I don't know any audio hosting websites so I just put some random photos and made it a video.

whatever.

Another painting. I'm not totally thrilled with it, but it works okay(I also fixed it a little since this phot)... I could totally spend more time on it but you know, I'd probably just make it worse and that stuff. Also I have updated my website
jakesanidiot.com
and this is also my final plea for links, if anyone wants to be linked from my site (not that there's any point)
Okay
thank you.
Noel

This:









Which does this:
These pictures are from school, and are just photos of the the photos so you can't really appreciate the niceness of the camera, but after this practice role, I know that this is the coolest camera in the world. Thanks Poland. (witch is where it is from)

dear google

Remember when you would search for stuff on the internet and the results would somehow pertain to what you were actually looking for, it was like 2003-2006 maybe? That was great. What happened?
Remember when google and yahoo were different, then they weren't then they were again, or something like that.
Is there just such an abundance of nonsense and advertising that we will never be able to look at things again?
In short Dear internet: fuck you.

I finally found something I hate more than Saturday night live. It's called I'm a jackass with Demetri Martin.(photograph courtisey of the trying to look cool, yet unconcerned, and zaney web archive) I tried watching part of an episode while I was sick in bed, but changed the channel to watch Ace Ventura 2: when nature calls - You might want to reread that last statement, because it actually happened. I don't know what else to say except I really hope the show is replaced by high picthed feedback or Benny Hill reruns, because both are more funny and clever.

So I realized idiots(people I don't know) make planet express shirts with their screens and uncomfortable 100% cotton shirts,then sell them on everyone's internet... and realized that I have finally found a screen printed shirt I want. So I googled it to see if I could find any planet express stuff they actually wear in the show, but instead came across this --HERE--I won't put the picture directly in here because of its horrifying nature. there's an entire website, but I wouldn't recommend it... so here's the link Yikes... sorry guys.

this is what I look on the day I was born (today)

I'm wearing my glasses because it is just past midnight, and although I have contacts now, I'm not wearing them. It's 37 degrees outside, and has been too cold lately. The oracle says it will rain tomorrow(my birthday) the 7th. I will probably go to breakfast with my parents, and I still haven't told them what I want, so they want to go to Frys and buy me something( but I'll probably get out of it) As I don't really want anything. Good luck.